somehow...

So I have this theory that, after you clip your finger/toenails, they exist in an acceptable state for a certain amount of time until they arbitrarily decide to start growing at some accelerated pace... you know, one day they are totally fine, and the next you are accidentally plucking out your eye or inadvertently drawing your co-workers blood because somehow these swords have issued from your fingertips...  and though my fingernails and toenails were (at one point and for as far back as I can recall) on the same schedule; somehow they have recently fallen out of sync...

...anyhow, enough of this nonsense; a blog post soon about the Cape Cod Getaway I recently participated in.